The 3 Classifications of Direct Message Autoposts on Twitter

Maddeningly Inane

The most common autopost is the unaccountably shameless self promotion that leaves you wondering what good they could have possibly thought would come out of the borderline spam.

Thx for the follow! i specialize in google adwords. I dare you to ask a question that I can't answer about ppc!

Thanks for following. I look forward to your tweets. Have you even cleaned your cell phone? Introducing *********

or endless variations on Hello! Thanks for the follow. Check out my blog

Inscrutably Enigmatic

Needing no introduction, these are pretty much the only reason I even check the direct message queue

Thank you for following. I truly appreciate it perpetually. Want an instant gratitude? You are reading this with your healthy eyes!

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Hey we can share our secrets now! Do you want to say hi to my spring collection?

Borderline Felonies

Then, of course, are those direct messages that might be prosecuted as fraud if sent by government mail.

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Thanks for following, $1,000 Sign Up Bonus !$100 Per Referral !Paid Into Your Paypal Account